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March 2011
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The return of Psycho Bob and Crazy Cracker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!! Randy's been trying to get in touch with me, and about two weeks ago he managed to catch me at home. We hung out with Jay and saw a movie. Monday night we hung out and I crashed over at his new place. His new apartment is awesome! It was just like old times. I'm glad we finally managed to get together. I had a fuckin great day at work today. I had a LSS goal of 5, and at 11:30am I had 6 reservations!!!! By the end of the day I had 7 reservations, a 2yr Replay and a $20 gift card. My PSS goal today was $50 and when I left I had around $230. I kicked ass!!!! I sold this guy 3 Sarah Brightman cd's and asked if he had heard Phantom, and he said "no" I told him *any* Sarah Brightman fan *must* have Phantom. He bought it too!!!! This guy also got a 2yr Replay and some storage. I felt great man. I didn't realise until Monday just how much I've missed Randy. We have a connection. Like a spiritual connection. I've known him since middle school, and we've gotten drunk and stoned together. The best thing is, Jay knows that I love Randy, and he's ok with it. He knows its possible to love more than one person, and he's totally cool with me loving Randy. Which I do, I just love him a different way than I love Jay. Same thing with Matt. There will always be a part of me that loves Matt, and that part of me will love him til the day I die. I had an appointment about a job last week. I thought it was bullshit so I didn't take it. I can't handle being a solicitor (and I don't mean a lawyer :p ).
OOO *And* Kim and I went out last week for dinner and we hung out. She gave me 2 *huge* garbage bags full of clothes that either don't fit her or she didn't want anymore. One bag was full of shirts and the other full of pants, I can now wear a size 16 jean! I'm normally and 18-20, and Kim's "skinny jeans" fit me!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! That makes me happy. I also got a cute haircut. It's shoulder length and layered around my face. It's *so* cute. My mom sent me some jokes I hope y'all enjoy them, they're fuckin funny.
On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell; an incident they say has been covered up by the military. March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born...

... That clears up a lot of things...

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...

You've ever heard the phrase; "May the force be with y'all".
Your JEDI robe is camouflage.
You have used your light sabre to open a can of Bud.
One wing on your X-Wing fighter is primer color.
You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder on blocks in your yard.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial during a NASCAR race.
You have used the force inconjunction with fishing or bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shee-oot boy! Cum on over the Dark side, it's a HOOT!
You have ever had your R2 unit use it's electro- shock
thingy to light your barbecue.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.
You have fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Dukes.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniel's during the cantina scene.
You've ever used your lightsaber as a bug zapper.
Your land-speeder has mudflaps.
Your lightsaber handle was once a Bud can.
You fix your droids with Bondo and Duck tape.
The bumper sticker on your X-wing reads "Haulin' Ass".
You've ever used a Jedi Mind Trick to win a poker game.
If you hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."

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