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March 2011
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My mother sent me this the other day.



You know you are an addicted internet junkie if...

1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been
busy-----for a year!!!!!

2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to
ICQ ......instead of ICU!

5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days
and 45 minutes.

6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in
your car.

8. Tech support calls YOU for help.

9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang
out."

10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen
name on it.

12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of
laughing.

13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you
said.

14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6
months ago.

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are
sending an instant message to.

16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that
you had your ignore button handy.

17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being
online for awhile.

18. You say......."Where did the time go??"

19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special
person to sign on.

20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting
your coffee.

21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more
periods.......

22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.

23. You think faster than the computer.

24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with
{{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.

25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

26. You're on the phone and say BRB.

27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the
blood shot eyes.

28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like
this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP."

29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the
computer on instead.

30. You need to be pried from your computer by the
Jaws-of-life.

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Edwin McCain- How Can You Say That to Me
Comments
(Anonymous)
OMG

Rofl... even after months off line I can still feel the pull, and know that some of those definatly applied to me.

Re: OMG

I know, me too. My mother said "Jennifer, have you been talking to these people?" I said back to her "*whistles innocently* I am not guilty of any of these, we don't have ICQ anymore :p" I miss you. Get your ass back!!!! I have so much to tell you. Oh yeah, I love you and *squish*