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March 2011
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10 things to think about

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars,
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's! , people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Current Music: none- I'm watching House
Comments
(Anonymous)
Laughin'

LMAO!!!! OH I have to steal this! It's too funny and it has to grace the pages of my myspace.

"Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism" Deep in all the hilarity.. Perfect for a zen like moment in space... Again, Maroon Five makes me stupid so I can't write anything betta than this. Adam Levine=Sex. Dammit, I tried hard to resist him... but the man is sex incarnate. All right. I'm done... I'm already talking about this to you in IM...and making a ridiculously long note. Done now. Love ya sis.

-Asia

Re: Laughin'

Thank my mommy for that. Yes Adam Levine is sex incarnate, I knew that AGES ago. I love you sis. I gotta call you tomorrow.

There you are!!! I've called you, e-mailed you ...was gonna send out a search party next...
huggs and all that good stuff

I replied to your email when I finally got the compy back. *huggles* I love you :D