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Jen [userpic]
"This is it now everybody get down this is all I can take this is how a heart breaks"

*sings softly to myself* Happy 300th entry to you! I've had this for 3 and a half years, why me reaching 300 entries means something I have no bloody clue.

Jay is coming over tonight to pick up his stuff, and I'm very apprehensive. It's been a week since I've seen him and I'm hoping that it isn't over, cos if it is I'm truly truly fucked.

Thank you, Theresa for offering me a paid account :D I'll take that over a webcam any day.

I went to Bastille on Sunday, bought a couple of rings now I'm back up to wearing eight! I bought something for Susan (a friend from chat), and when I emailed her to ask for her address she replied with: "Jenhen!
What a delight to hear from you! You didnt even KNOW that my bday is on Sunday!" How ironic is that?
I am totally in love with Rob Thomas's solo cd :D

Went to Mike and Madi's last night, got to see my light, and had a fairly optomistic Tarot reading from Madi. *crosses fingers* Tim picked me up from Mike and Madi's last night and we went around driving and talking. We stopped at Webb's on 3rd street for coffee and walked along the river holding hands. How sweet and romantic, too bad we hate each other :D I said to him "You know, if we didn't hate each other this would be pretty damn romantic" He laughed. After walking along the river we went driving some more and ended up parked looking up at the stars and then we made out. :D Hot damn I like that guy.

Work has been going well, I got to waitstaff on Saturday. I think I did fairly well. I took in $1000 and walked away with $57 in tips, I had a blast and can't wait to do it again. :D

Jokes from friends:

Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?
A. An Armadildo

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What do you call the art of erotic paper folding?

Streetwalkers slogan: It's a business to do pleasure with you.

Q. How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
A. Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.

KY Jelly have jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for their
new product:
"Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits where only two could fit

First Time:
It's your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver. Your body tenses, but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to beg and plead him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way. Pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears, but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you, and he pulls it out of you. You lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and, smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn, yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? PERVERT!!! I know what you were thinking!!!

Shakespeare purtiness:

When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess'd,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.


Thy bosom is endeared with all hearts,
Which I by lacking have supposed dead,
And there reigns love and all love's loving parts,
And all those friends which I thought buried.
How many a holy and obsequious tear
Hath dear religious love stol'n from mine eye
As interest of the dead, which now appear
But things removed that hidden in thee lie!
Thou art the grave where buried love doth live,
Hung with the trophies of my lovers gone,
Who all their parts of me to thee did give;
That due of many now is thine alone:
Their images I loved I view in thee,
And thou, all they, hast all the all of me.

Rob Thomas purtiness: This song breaks my heart, yet gives me hope. How I <3 Rob Thomas.

All That I Am
written by Rob Thomas

I am the one winged brid for flying
Sinking quickly to the ground
See your faith in my subsiding
See you prime for giving in
I give you all that I am

I am the sound of love's arriving
Echoed softly in the sand
Lay your head upon my shoulder
Lay your hand within my hand
I give you all that I am

And I breathe where you breathe
Let me stand where you stand
I give you all that I am

I am the white dove for a soldier
Ever marching as to war
I would give my life to save you
I stand guarding at your door
I give you all that I am

I am the one winged bird for flying
Sinking quickly to the ground
I am the blind man for a watchdog
I am prime for giving in
I'll show you all that I am

And I breathe so you breathe
Let me stand so you'll stand
With all that I am

Current Mood: determineddetermined
Current Music: Rob Thomas-When the Heartache Ends